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2009 Headlines

Obama Beats Out Homer Simpson To Win Nobel Peace Prize

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Progressives Hope To Re-Name 9/11 "National Cloggers Appreciation Day" See Span Clog

Record Number of Atheists Gather in Church To Mourn Kennedy See Span Blog

In Major Policy Shift, U.S. Will Now Negotiate With Centaurs  See Span Blog

Boy George "Deeply Indebted" To Judge Who Sent Him To Jail  See Span Blog

 

 

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They're Straight Delicious!

The Eddie & the Cruisers of Comedy!


The King of Rears?

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