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CNN announced today that they plan to air a new game show in an effort to beef up their sagging ratings. Washington Squares, a show that obviously takes its cues from the long-running game show Hollywood Squares, is set to debut around the first of the year. Like Hollywood Squares, Washington Squares will feature a tic-tac-toe format with two new wrinkles: the "x's" will mark politicians that CNN does not support and the "o's" will actually be halos, in honor of those the network does support...
Nabisco Unveils New Cindy Sheehan Biscuit
Nabisco, seeking to raise its profile as a politically-active snack manufacturer, has unveiled the new "Cindy Sheehan Biscuit," said to be a cross between a Teddy Graham and a traditional dog biscuit. "We decided to come down off the fence and take a stand on this war," said Nabisco spokesman Kareem Su Syde. "We admire Ms. Sheehan for exercising her right to free speech, and decided to honor her with this fine-tasting biscuit in her name." Mr. Su Syde added that the decision to name the biscuit after Sheehan was a recent one; originally, the biscuit was supposed to be named the "Would Somebody Let That Whining Dog Inside Biscuit."
Jessica Simpson's Boobs Still Together
Despite widespread reports of a split over the past weekend, singer Jessica Simpson issued a statement today denying the rumors: "I'm pleased to announce that both my boobs are still together and doing just fine... I know there's been a lot of talk lately, but I can't help what the tabloids report. I just want to say that I don't go anywhere without them, and I can assure everyone that as long as I'm living they will be right here with me." When asked about her marriage to singer Nick Lachey, Jessica frowned and said, "Play time is over for Pretty Boy..."
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