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September 9 - September 16, 2005
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Do You Know What It Means To Miss New Orleans?
Ron Del Fuego
had just bought new fire extinguishers,
which he placed on both levels of his two-story colonial in Def
Smith, Texas. His wife, the late Teresa Del Fuego,
had often warned him about the perils of falling asleep in his living room
recliner with a lit cigarette in his hand. She said it was a
fire hazard. Last Sunday evening , when Mr. Del Fuego sat down
in his recliner to watch television and have a smoke, he didn't feel
particularly tired, but within minutes he was fast asleep - and soon
his cigarette lay burning on the highly flammable carpet.
Before long, Del Fuego awoke in horror to find half the room
engulfed in flames, and quickly he jumped out of his recliner and
fled for the door, screaming hysterically the whole way. En
route to the exit he passed one of the brand new fire
extinguishers which was now conveniently mounted on the wall in the kitchen. An
hour later, as Mr. Del Fuego stood on the street with his neighbors,
watching fire fighters battle the blaze, he was heard muttering,
"Where is the damn Homeowners Association when you need them?"
But Mr. Del Fuego did receive some good news - a new poll
showed Del Fuego leading by 17 percentage points in his race to
become the next Governor of Louisiana...
Dems Say Bush's "Evil Weather Machine" Caused Katrina
According to Democratic logic, Hurricane Katrina was not caused by global warming, brought about by President Bush's refusal to sign the Kyoto Treaty, after all. Instead, Democratic party leaders say the devastating storm was caused by Bush's "evil weather machine," the same diabolical device that he used to wreak havoc on Florida last year just before the presidential election, resulting in four hurricanes and four separate opportunities for Bush to "look good" in front of Florida voters in the run-up to the election. In a related incident, police were summoned to the upscale Georgetown residence of DNC chairman Howard Dean after neighbors complained of a loud, repetitive "thumping" noise coming from Dean's townhouse. When authorities arrived on the scene, Dean was found sitting Indian style in his living room, pounding his head repeatedly on the wall and giggling maniacally...
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