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Aruban authorities have
intensified their search for missing rapper Vanilla Ice after
one witness said she saw the one-hit wonder slam-dancing at a
popular shopping district in Oranjestad, the country's capital.
"I'm sure it was him. He had the spiked pompadour hair-do
which made him look even more ridiculous than he did back in 1990,"
said the witness, who wished to remain anonymous. Police have
been searching for Ice for several days now as part of a broader
search for his career, which has been missing for nearly a decade
and a half now...
Health Spa Out At Guantanamo After London Bombings
Congressional Democrats and some Republicans have abandoned a plan to open a health spa at the Guantanamo Bay detention facility that houses battlefield detainees from Afghanistan, according to sources on Capitol Hill. Apparently, the savage bombings yesterday in London have prompted these lawmakers to reconsider plans to construct a $1.2 million spa facility, at least until Americans start feeling complacent about the war on terror again...
Spanish Urge Britain To Leave Iraq Right Away
Spain Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero (which, after all is said and done, means shoe in Spanish) rushed to London immediately after hearing the news that Islamic terrorists had bombed several trains in the British capital, killing over 50 innocent anti-war citizens and injuring hundreds of others. Zapatero reportedly met with British Prime Minister Tony Blair in an attempt to convince Blair to pull his troops from Iraq and Afghanistan. "You better do what they say," lisped Zapatero frantically, according to eyewitnesses. "They get really mean and nasty... and besides, don't you wanna be known as a lover and not a fighter?" Blair then turned his head suddenly and vomited all over the floor...
New Study Shows Giant Puppets, Not Gerbils, Now In Favor Among Gay Men
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