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April 11 - 18, 2005
This Week's BlogTopic: Did Jacko Do It?
ALSO...
LAST WEEK:
"Culkin
Says Being Home Alone With Jackson Was 'Pretty Scary'"
LAST
YEAR:
"Fat
Journalist Wins Award For Article Revealing That Inactivity Causes
Obesity"
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A wild porcupine very nearly
sabotaged the wedding of Prince Charles and Camilla Parker
Bowles on Saturday, leaping from a nearby tower and plunging
nearly 200 feet before landing squarely on the head of the newest
royal family member. The porcupine then began
jabbing
its quills at Charles, who in a valiant moment of chivalry pulled
out a sword and began dueling with the creature.
Unfortunately, Charles struck an errant blow with his weapon,
missing the rodent and accidentally giving Camilla a haircut she
won't soon forget...
Bush's Middle Finger Found in French Woman's Chili
A woman eating in a Wendy's restaurant in Paris reportedly discovered the middle finger of President Bush in her bowl of chili, according to the French tabloid Sacre Bleu! The woman, Bridgette LeStill, described the incident to reporters: "I vas sitting zer, minding my own biz-ness, vaiting to have a nize bite of my chill-lay, ven... oops! Zer it vas! Zee American preseedent's par-tay fin-gay-r!" The White House immediately denounced the story as untrue, and the president himself denied the allegations as he boarded Air Force One en route to Europe...
"Billie Jean Is Not My Lover - But Little Billy Is"
Twenty-three years after taking the pop world by storm with his top-selling Thriller album, embattled singer Michael Jackson remains adamant that Billie Jean is not his lover, according to testimony in his child molestation trial. However, a witness for the prosecution did seem to acknowledge that Little Billy, the partially disabled 12-year-old son of a divorced Armenian couple with dyslexia and $50,000 in debt, was Jackson's lover at one point... Defense attorneys for Jackson sought to throw out that testimony, telling the prosecution witness to, in effect, beat it...
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