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This Week's BlogTopic: Who Is Right in the Terry Schiavo case?
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A spokesman for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) weighed in today on the Terry Schiavo controversy, declaring that the brain-damaged Florida woman at the center of a national firestorm should be allowed to die, despite the fact that Schiavo left no living will which expressed this desire. The PETA spokesman, Raymond Furr, also took the opportunity to denounce a local animal control unit in Boca Raton, Florida for its decision to euthanize a rapid pit bull who maimed three old ladies and a baby...
Pope John Paul Says "Sound of Music" Is His Favorite Movie
Pope John Paul III told Rosary Stone magazine that his favorite movie of all-time was the Rodgers and Hammerstein classic The Sound of Music, and revealed that on frequent occasions as a youth he would go for long walks on the mountain top and sing the theme song from the film. The pontiff also revealed that whenever he feels in a rebellious mood he likes to act out the fight scene in West Side Story...
Atlanta Hostage To Donate Reward $ So That City Can Get A Clue
Ashley Smith, the young Georgia woman who survived a
kidnapping and whose 911 phone call led to the arrest of an
escaped convict who gunned down four in an Atlanta courtroom last
week, gladly accepted nearly $100,000 in reward money yesterday.
Smith promptly turned around and donated the entire sum of money to
Atlanta law enforcement officials, in hopes that they will "get a
clue..."
Rosie Congratulates Kirstie On Success Of New Show
Former talk-show host Rosie
O'Donnell, who used to be known as "The Queen of Nice" but is
now an F-bombing, pissed-off man-hater, briefly mellowed out
long enough to pick up the phone and call Fat Actress star
Kirstie Alley to congratulate
her on her new show's success. Alley was reportedly surprised by the initial civility of the conversation, but it wasn't long before O'Donnell broke into a rant, screaming, "Don't think for a minute that you invented this concept! Who do you think the original fat actress was???"
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