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Mouse Reportedly Trapped Inside Of New DNC Chair's Mouth
A young mouse was allegedly trapped for several hours inside the mouth of new Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean, according to onlookers. Apparently, Dean was sitting onstage at an anti-war forum at the University of Berkeley, waiting to be introduced to speak to a group of political science students, when he spotted the mouse foraging food over near the corner of the stage. Dean, thinking no one would notice, quietly slipped out of his chair and went down to the floor on all fours, where he began creeping slowly in the direction of the mouse. Once he was within a few feet of the tiny rodent, Dean pounced, grabbing the creature with his hand and promptly stuffing it inside his mouth. Then, acting as if nothing had happened, Dean stood and posed for a few photographs for school photographer Abu A Sharif...
Michael Moore Emerges From Hole, Sees Large Shadow; Four More Years Of Bush
Outside a closed auto plant in Flint, Michigan, "crocumentary" film director Michael Moore emerged from his hole, only to see an enormous shadow -- meaning that there will indeed be four more years of George Bush. A spokesrodent for Moore said, "It was a long shot, but Michael thought that maybe -- just maybe -- if he did the old Groundhog thing, Bush might just go away and Nader could be president for the next four years."
Nude Diners at Manhattan Restaurant Highly Recommend the Angel Hair Pasta
A midtown Manhattan restaurant recently held its first-ever "nudist night," where customers can dine naked. And while the restaurant wishes to keep its identity secret so that they don't face, er, a crackdown by local authorities, word on the street has been very positive, and several patrons have raved about the restaurant's angel hair pasta. "It's absolutely exquisite!" exclaimed one naked woman, whose dangling breast accidentally brushed against our reporter's microphone while he interviewed her. "This is the best angel hair pasta I've ever had, and believe me -- I've had my share of angel hair pasta," said one naked, flabby man, who the reporter tried to avoid with the same microphone... The restaurant owner said he might consider having more "nudist nights" in the future. "Based on the steady flow of customers we had that night, I'd be crazy not to do it. On most nights, business is just too, er, streaky..."
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