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This Week's BlogTopic: If 50% Voter Participation in IRAQ is Considered a FAILURE, Then What The Hell Do You Call America's Elections?
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LAST WEEK:
"Fresh
Iraqi Torture Allegations Surface Against U.S."
LAST
YEAR:
"Clinton
Demands To See Bush Military Records"
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Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, fresh off her first visit to France as top U.S. diplomat, met with reporters and described in great detail her meeting with French prime minister Jacques Chirac: "The man was small, I'm tellin' you. He was hung like a French poodle. No wonder why he's always messin' with us - he's got a bad case of LDS (Little Dick Syndrome)." When asked what impressed her most about Chirac, Rice said, "How in the world he can find that thing."
Bush Lays Out Mideast Peace Plan
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Russian President Likes What He Sees
Reports out of Russia indicate that President Vladimir Putin "likes what he sees" of the new recruits that have enlisted in the Russian military. "I could stand here and watch them all day," said Putin through a puzzled translator. The president added, "When I watch those chiseled young men work out, the sweat gleaming from their finely sculpted muscles, I just know that the Glasnost is half full, baby..." The translator then dropped his belongings and bolted for the door...
Parents Scoff At Child's Claims She Met The Late Rock Hudson
The parents of a small Minneapolis girl continued to downplay her claims that she once met the late Rock Hudson, according to wire reports last night. "We keep telling little Angelica that Mr. Hudson is no longer with us, and hasn't been for nearly twenty years," said Angelica's mother, 31-year-old Marsha Fleming. "But she insists that she met him once last year while he was passing through town." Meanwhile, Angelica's father, 34-year-old Andrew Fleming, isn't so sure his little girl is imagining things. "Hey, in Hollywood you never know," said Mr. Fleming. "Maybe they're about to release a new film biography on Hudson and so they're trotting out this look-alike to spook people." A spokesperson for the Hudson estate said that little Angelica is getting the late actor confused with another dead person...
Dan Rather Receives Phone Call From Commissioner Gordon
Outgoing CBS anchorman Dan
Rather received a phone call from Gotham City Police
Commissioner Gordon this morning, asking the controversial
newsman to help authorities solve a
crime.
Rather, who says he still plans to read the news -- just not on TV
-- after stepping down in April, jumped at the opportunity,
reportedly asking Gordon if former CBS producer Mary Mapes
can serve as Batgirl...
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