September 11, 2001

What the Critics Are Saying About See Span Run:


"... a cutthroat look at current issues... The writing is clever and worth checking out."
               --NBCi 


"Political Site of the Day!"
               --Aboutpolitics.com


"A total piece of shit!"
       --Sharon H. Devinney,
          Cyberspace Surfer

  Fresh Iraqi Torture Allegations Surface Against U.S.

Millions of Iraqi citizens have told human rights groups that the American-led occupation has caused their index fingers to "turn purple" due to an odd form of interrogation known as freedom, resulting in a 1,394 page joint report from Human Rights Watch, the International Red Cross and Amnesty International that sharply criticizes the policies of the Bush administration.  "This is the ultimate violation of human rights," said the report, "and the world should stand united in condemning this activity."  A spokesperson for the White House responded by raising one of his fingers as well...

Hillary, Other Democrats Faint After Iraq Election

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton and several other Democrats became ill and fainted Sunday after news reports described the Iraq elections as a stunning success.  One of the fallen Democrats, Massachusetts Senator Edward Kennedy, grew so ill that speculation is mounting that he may not be able to fulfill his obligation to be one of the Mardi Gras floats in New Orleans this year...

In State of the Union Address, Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy: "On To Iran!"

President Bush, riding momentum from the successful Iraqi elections last Sunday, at last laid out his exit strategy for U.S. troops during his State of the Union address last Wednesday: "On to Iran!" declared the president to thunderous applause from half of the congressional chamber.... 

Doll Tells Of His Ordeal At The Hands Of Insurgents

A toy doll from the United States that was held hostage for three days by insurgents in Iraq described his ordeal to Lesley Stahl in an interview to be broadcast on 60 Minutes this weekend.  The doll, known as GI Tyrone, one of Mattel's most popular sellers, reportedly told Stahl: "I've never been handled like that before in my life... Even back in the stores, I was treated better than that.  Hell, I was once on a shelf in an Iraqi K-Mart for six months, with hundreds of children picking me up and playing with me, throwing me off the shelves, twisting my arms and legs around in contorted positions, but I've never been held hostage by the agents of Allah before..."  After six weeks of "R & R," Tyrone will return to the Iraqi K-Mart just in time for the blowout Spring Toy sale...

McCartney Refuses To Sing "When I'm Sixty-Four" At Super Bowl

When NFL officials tabbed former Beatle Paul McCartney to perform at this year's Super Bowl in Jacksonville, they figured they would steer clear of the controversy created last year when Janet Jackson flashed one of her bare breasts during the halftime show.  However, McCartney is proving temperamental as well, refusing to sing his classic song When I'm Sixty-Four, claiming he's "forgot the words..."

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