I Am The War Hero

I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are two Americas
See how they run like gooks from a gun see how they fly
I'm lying
Sitting on some ketchup
Waiting for Teresa to come
Corporation greed and stupid Election Tuesday
Man you been a naughty boy
Why is your face so long?

I am the exaggerator
They are the exaggerators
I am the war hero
Coup coup du jour

New York City policemen sitting
hitting pretty protesters in a row
See how they cry, here comes the falling sky
See how they run
I'm lying
I'm lying, I'm lying

Yellow Frenchy's mustard
Dripping from a bottle of Heinz
Crabby filthy rich wife
Pornographic heiress
Boy, you been a naughty girl
You put a sock in her mouth

I am the exaggerator
They are the exaggerators
I am the war hero
Coup coup du jour

Sitting in a Cambodia swift boat
Waiting for Santa Claus
If St. Nick don't come you get some gifts
By marrying into other gold

I am the exaggerator
They are the exaggerators
I am the war hero
Coup coup du jour du coup, coup du jour

Motox botox choking chokers
Don't you think Al Coker laughs at you?
See how they yawn
Like they did with Genghis Khan
See how they hide
I'm lying

Carolina Edwards
Climbing up the ambulance hood
Elementary penguin singing Dan Devito
Man you should've seen them inflating
Mister Michael Moore

I am the exaggerator
They are the exaggerators
I am the war hero
Coup coup du jour du coup, coup du jour
Coup coup du jour du coup, coup du jour du coup
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(Hutt Hutt Hutt Hutt Jabba Jabba the Hutt )