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The economy GAINED jobs last month

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Two-time convicted child molester Mary Kay Letourneau and her former sixth-grade lover, Vili Fualaau, have been granted permission by a Seattle court to co-star in a local theater production of  "Grease," according to sources with Court TV.  Letourneau, 43, was recently freed from prison after serving seven years for screwing Fualaau's brains out before he was even a teenager, producing two destined-to-be-screwed-up children.   One of the conditions of her release is that she can not have any further contact with Fualaau, who had petitioned the court to allow him to see her.  However, Judge Lance Ito turned down that request but did grant a petition to allow the two to see each other during rehearsals and performances of the Seattle Community Theater's summer production of "Grease,"  in which Letourneau and Fualaau will be featured in the lead roles of Sandy Olsson and Danny Zuko....

Animal Planet To Air New Brady Bunch Series

The cable channel Animal Planet has announced they will be producing a new series this fall that is based on the old Brady Bunch show.  The new series, entitled The Canine Bunch, will feature a lonely mixed-bred father who hooks up with an equally-lonely mother sheep dog to raise their six pups of various breeds.  They even will have a nurse maid dog named Nana, who will hang around the pups and provide comic relief.  The show's producers promise many whacky episodes, including one where the pups enter a talent show to try and win their parents a free bag of Alpo, and another where the middle female pup, Yeller, becomes envious of her older pup sister, Lassie.  At one point, Yeller even complains, "Lassie, Lassie, Lassie!  All I ever hear about is Lassie!!!"

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