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new reality television show on Fox entitled "Black Eye
From The Straight Fist" is said to be totally homophobic in its
content, according to reviewers at The New York Times.
The show, which lampoons the hit Bravo show "Queer Eye for
the Straight Guy," follows a group of straight, angry, homophobic men
after they get "makeovers" from a group of gay hair dressers and
fashion designers. In the show's debut episode, the first
straight guy, Dave, walks out of the salon after his
makeover and heads directly to Bill's Saloon, located right in the heart of
Youngstown, Ohio, where all his laid-off steel mill buddies hang
out. After taking one look at Dave, one of the men says, "Geez,
Dave. What the f*&! happened to you? You look like a
f*!%*&in' queer!" Dave immediately wheels around and heads
back to the salon, where he dons a pair of stylish boxing gloves and
proceeds to beat the crap out of his personal stylist, Gary,
while the other makeover artists, Steve, Scott, Bruce
and Lance watch in horror. "Outrageously un-American!"
said the Times in its review... 
