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New TV Show "Black Eye From the Straight Fist" Called Homophobic

A new reality television show on Fox entitled "Black Eye From The Straight Fist" is said to be totally homophobic in its content, according to reviewers at The New York Times.  The show, which lampoons the hit Bravo show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy," follows a group of straight, angry, homophobic men after they get "makeovers" from a group of gay hair dressers and fashion designers.  In the show's debut episode, the first straight guy, Dave, walks out of the salon after his makeover and heads directly to Bill's Saloon, located right in the heart of Youngstown, Ohio, where all his laid-off steel mill buddies hang out.  After taking one look at Dave, one of the men says, "Geez, Dave.  What the f*&! happened to you?  You look like a f*!%*&in' queer!"  Dave immediately wheels around and heads back to the salon, where he dons a pair of stylish boxing gloves and proceeds to beat the crap out of his personal stylist, Gary, while the other makeover artists, Steve, Scott,  Bruce and Lance watch in horror.  "Outrageously un-American!" said the Times in its review...   

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