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September 11, 2001

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Clinton Demands To See Bush Military Records

Former President Bill Clinton is leading a Democratic charge to uncover whether President George W. Bush was AWOL during his stint in the National Guard over 30 years ago.  "This is of utmost importance that we have complete and full disclosure of Mr. Bush's service during the Vietnam War," said Clinton.  "After all, Vietnam is clearly the issue people care most about here in 2004, and the American people don't want a president with a shaky military background, even if he's already been president for almost four years and served during the most devastating attack ever on American soil..."

Missile Reportedly Heading Directly Toward Dean

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Patriots, Janet Pledge To Go For "Two in a Row" Next Season

The world champion New England Patriots are already looking forward to next season, and many players are excited about the challenge of going for two in a row.  Meanwhile, singer Janet Jackson also plans to go for "two in a row"  at next year's Super Bowl, (see photo), given her philosophy that artistic expression and the freedom to "push the creative envelope" is much more critical than whether millions of families with children are watching.  Other artists, predictably, voiced their support for Jackson and Timberlake, praising the duo's "cutting edge" style of artistic expression. Madonna even announced plans to pull down her pants on stage during her next concert and take a dump (see rehearsal photo on left)... Now that's "cutting edge ..."