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Singer Enters CA Governor's Race; Sets Up Campaign Quarters in Public Restroom

Singer George Michael announced today that he will join the ever-growing list of candidates seeking the California governorship in the state's Oct. 7 recall election, and will apparently set up his campaign headquarters in a Beverly Hills public restroom.   Michael's main platform?  More overhead for the State to operate on, which critics say amounts to higher taxes.  Michael's campaign slogan will reportedly be You Gotta Have Faith...  

Schwarzenegger, Coleman To Square Off in Debates, Wrestling Contests

Body builder-turned movie action hero-turned gubernatorial candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger has agreed to a series of debates and wrestling matches with one of his rivals for the nomination, Different Strokes star Gary Coleman, who reportedly is still short.  

"Gigli" Sequel On Hold;  Ben's Voice Is Changing

Plans for a Gigli sequel have been put on hold indefinitely while co-star Ben Affleck's voice changes, a spokeswoman with Columbia Pictures said today.  "Both J-Lo and Ben-Lo have signed off on the new script, and the discussions had actually moved to the shoot date-phase," said spokeswoman Anita Clue.  "But after hearing Ben's high-pitched squealing on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno the producers decided to put off production until this little puberty thing works itself out."  Apparently nobody has read any of the reviews of the first Gigli  to Ms. Clue...