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The field of Democratic presidential candidates stepped up their attacks on the Wicked Queen today, claiming that the queen lied and said the apple given to Snow White was not a weapon of mass destruction but instead was a Gala apple from the Great Northwest.  Said current presidential frontrunner, Grumpy:  "The real question is: can all the animals in the magical forest trust the Wicked Queen to tell them the truth about which apples are poisonous and which are not?  This calls for a full-scale investigation!"