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Last Update: October 14, 2010

CHILEAN MINERS RESCUEd but...
PETA activists are outraged over the rescue operation at the San Jose mine in Chile.  Despite the fact that all 33 miners were saved and are apparently in good health, the animal rights group was dismayed to learn that two canaries died during the rescue effort.  PETA activists then interrupted a press conference by shouting insults at one of the freed miners, prompting the traumatized man to scream, " "Callate la boca " which essentially means: "Shut the F%& up!!!"

Clooney consults with the prez
George Clooney met with Barack Obama recently at the White House to brief the president on the actor's recent trip to the Sudan.  Clooney says he hopes to help broker a peace deal in the war-ravaged nation within the next 90 days. Sudanese president Omar Hassan Ahmad al-Bashir says any possibility of a peace agreement hinges on Clooney agreeing to co-star with Michelle Pfeiffer in a sequel to One Fine Day, which al-Bashir says is "one of his all-time favorite movies."



REPUBLICANS al qaeda targeting federal workers?
A report in the New York Daily News claims that Al Qaeda has published a "slick propaganda publication" which calls for future attacks on  U.S. federal government employees. This propaganda publication is  said to be unrelated to a similar publication issued by House Republicans that also targets federal workers...


 

Porn star "well-Liked, courteous" on the set
The adult film industry is roiling over reports that a porn star recently tested positive for HIV, and a local Los Angeles clinic is quarantining other actors who may have been infected.  This is the second such incident in the past six years.  In 2004, Darren James (no relation to Lebron, I believe) was also found to be infected by the disease and he in turn infected three of his adult co-stars.  What is really bizarre is that the article in the Los Angeles Times describes James as "a well-liked porn star known for his courteous nature on set."  OH - OK!!!  So, you mean he would show up on the set and greet the other porn stars by saying, "Good afternoon, ladies, would it be terribly untoward of me if I f-&@%#-ed you in the a-%^&???"  Or maybe:  "Pardon me, Miss, I hate to bother you, but would you mind s-&$%^-ing my c-%^%& at your earliest convenience???"  Seriously - a well-liked and courteous porn star??? LMFAO!!!

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